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source: WML (Marc ?)

• Windforecasts are only unreliable on weekends.
• The wind will only pickup after sunset.
• The probability of rigging a sail that is too small or big is directly proportional to the amount of effort required to rig another sail.
• The probability of being divorced is directly proportional to the amount of equipment you buy with your Christmas bonus.
• No matter how deep the water where you choose to gybe, you will always find the only rock / sandbank when using your newest fin.
• A catapult will only end with the boom striking the nose when sailing a new board.
• Board builders will always use straps that twist at crucial moments.
• The availability of `bargain' second hand boards is inversely proportional to the amount of cash you have available.
• The wind is only perfect when at work.
• No matter how fast you drive, the wind is always dying as you rig your sail after work.
• You will only forget your harness/wetsuit/mast/boom when more than 1 hour from home.

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